Tuesday, May 03, 2016

A Biff Tannen Presidency,


I stand corrected, may the Lord have Mercy on me! And ain't Jesse gonna come down from the great skies and smite them there heathens and strike out the untruth from their hearts, and i ain'ts sayin if it wrong..ain't sayin if it's right. Mysterious ways, y'all. Him that go round braggin and brayin like a mule, he don't call out Your name, he aint gonna testify to nuffin. He just gonna bring confuzion to the righteous, dear God cants you see good people of indiana he be the Beast and Whore of Babylon. 

I ain't legally blind, no Sir! she aint the prettiest little thing i seen on the road but a man gotta do what man gotta do. We gotta sayin back in ol Texas, the old country, if it broke, don't fix it.Amen. Praise be. 

Yeah, my ol man he did go right down and smite that JFK. Lee Harvey weren nothin I tell ya but a pink dummy run for the real thing. Hoffa been a-buried long and good time now in old man backyard and we ain't none the worse for it, if truth be told. Us decent folks kinda gotten used to finding our own ways.

And let me tell you, we looked after Elvis in his old days, tendin and carin for him, providin him with the finest ladies in town, coz that's what we are, them bees our values, take it or leave it. That man be God's witness on earth.

I grews up surrounded by strong women and injuns. But I knows to myself, Ted, Ted i says, you got to get yourself a prime education and leave this stinkin no-good, rat-infested town of losers and fornicators. It's like that film, you know the one, dirty natural killers, coz in that town theres women doing terrible things to one another and incest and black people and so the god-fearing people can't take it no more and shoot all those bad folks and their babies until we're all safe again. that's why i gotta get up and leave or elst i just be another one of dem dirty natural killers, y'know. Amen and God Bless America.     

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